NOTICE FROM THE “REAL HOA”
(Relax… we’re not actually your HOA — but your lawn might need help)
If you got one of our notices, there’s a reason…
Weeds. Thin grass. Patchy color.
You don’t need a warning letter.
You need a program that actually works in North Texas.
(Reg $429)
🔥 $99 HOA LAWN RESET 🔥
(3,000 sq ft lawn — larger lawns 75% off)
6-IN-1 APPLICATION:
- Weed prevention
- Weed control
- Fertilizer (built for North Texas soil)
- Fire ant control
- Flea & tick control
- Liquid aeration
If you have to ask your wife… she wants a nice lawn.
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📸 SEND PICS — SEE IF YOU QUALIFY
- I’ll personally review your lawn before you start.
- If I can help, I’ll tell you. If I can’t, I’ll tell you.
- I won’t take your money if it’s not a fit.
- And I’ll send you my book for free!
🌱 WHAT TO EXPECT
- ~90% weed control after the first application
- Not 100%. Not overnight.
- We hit it hard first, then finish the job over time.
- We will get there.
📏 FOLLOW THE PLAN: I’ll give you exact mowing and watering instructions:
- Follow them → best lawn on your street
- Ignore them → no results, no refunds
I can fix your lawn… I just can’t follow you around.
💪 SIMPLE DEAL
- 80–90% weed control or it’s free
- No contracts
- We don’t treat every lawn the same
- If I can’t help, I won’t take your money
🏆 WHO THIS IS FOR:
- People who want a lawn that stands out.
- Not people looking for the cheapest option.
- Not people who won’t follow directions.
📲 NEXT STEP: Call us at 817-961-9807 or send pics to see if your lawn qualifies.